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Joke of the Day
"Trying to argue via text is like Being Italian and talking with handcuffs on."
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"Did you know that the idea of recycling actually came about from a group of pirates? They came up with the idea of the four R's."
"Masturbation in the Mafia is called 'Offing Jack.'"
"My girlfriend just dumped me for talking too much about video games, What a ridiculous thing to fallout 4.!"
"What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon. Ones fun to smash with a mallet and the other ones a dead baby."
"A video of my kids attempting to cut steak would make an excellent commercial for condoms."
"How do you tell when it's Halloween at Lana Del Ray's house? Her pussy tastes like candy corn."
"Can I get an amen? Saw this today"
"Quick Joke # 3 Husband is praying before going to bed... Wife: What are you praying for? Husband: For guidance. Wife: Pray for hardness. Leave guidance to me!!!"
"Playboy is coming out with a new magazine for men who are married. Every month the centerfold is the exact same woman."