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Joke of the Day
"Can I get an amen? Saw this today"
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"Best Pokemon go pickup line... I'll let you see my Pokemon if I can have a pikachu. This is my first post. Please be kind. :)"
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"My 8yo's looking for a summer job. He's a pretty decent bartender if anyone's hiring."
"I'm curious about the first person who saw an egg drop out of a chicken & said, ""I'm going to eat that."""
"What do you call nuts on the wall? Walnuts. What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts. What do you call nuts on your chin? A dick in your mouth."
"I had to fire my carpenter Turns out he was a mahoganist."