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Joke of the Day

"How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face."

"There are 10 types of people in this world. Those who undertsand binary, and those who don't."

"Have you heard the joke about the corrupt government? [Content Removed]"

"Then there was the Olympic Sprinter that tested positive for Viagra.... He tripped during the 100m Dash and won gold in the pole vault."

"Your wife and your lawyer are drowning. You have a choice to make: Lunch or the movies?"

"Pretty disappointed that Shakespeare's Hamlet didn't turn out to be the story of a delicious tiny ham."

"Pokemon go in Brazil I heard Pokemon Go players in Brazil can catch an exclusive Pokemon... the Zikachu"

"My Poem to you Roses are 0xff0000 Violets are 0x0000ff return(SUCCESS);"

"What do terrorists say to their sister? H'Isis"

"What do you call a cow that gets an abortion? De-calf-inated"