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Joke of the Day

"Pretty disappointed that Shakespeare's Hamlet didn't turn out to be the story of a delicious tiny ham."

"""You have sexy calves."" -Pedophile bull"

"If Killing someone else is homicide... ... and killing yourself is suicide. Then killing your mother-in-law must be pesticide."

"Why was the Boy having trouble finding power in the Cul-de-sac? There was no outlet"

"Label every torrent you upload with your e-mail address and other contact information so peers can thank you"

"A farmer counted up all of his cows and found that he had 196 of them But when he rounded them up he had 200"

"What's your stand on renewable energy? I don't know about you, but I'm a Big Fan."

"Instead of recommending more people to follow, Twitter should recommend that I shut this computer off & get on with my life"

"America! Where we celebrate mediocrity! 15 year olds should not be praised for losing 50 pounds while still being 300 plus..."

"why did the pacifist stay away from cows? To avoid unnecessary beef."