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Joke of the Day

"Have you heard the joke about the corrupt government? [Content Removed]"

"Job Interview I was being interviewed for a new job. They asked me to use three words to describe myself. So I answered, ""lazy."""

"I like making babies... Unsuccessfully, of course."

"On what should you mount a statue of your cat ? A caterpillar !"

"How do you count cows? You use a cow-culator. Or you round them up. Or any other method the commenters want."

"If a user posts Nazi-related offensive content and a German moderator sees it, what happens to the user? He gets banschlussed."

"Did you hear about the Mexican racist? He joined the Que Que Que"

"Did you want to row or paddle? Either oar..."

"Curious that it's always a female computer voice that calmly announces self-destruct sequences and other violent disasters."

"Today a tiny hat was convicted of murder... They say he finally just broke down and con-fezzed to the crime."