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"Have you heard the joke about the corrupt government? [Content Removed]"
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"[hospital] DOCTOR: Your wife signed a DNR ME: I'm here for a sprained ankle DOCTOR: She insisted"
"Remember when The Backstreet Boys told us to show them the meaning of being lonely and we were like ok"
"Who are the best readers in the world? Suicide jumpers : hundreds of stories in a few seconds"
"I love my electric toothbrush, but sometimes I just have to break out the acoustic."
"You treat me I treat you You heard the saying, treat people the way you want to be treated, we'll I say I will treat you the way you treat me! And that is real."
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"Women hate it when you call them ma'am or sleep with their friends."
"Why did the turkey cross the road Her didn't want to end up near the sides. PS, happy thanksgiving"
"Where do Dutch sheep go at night? TO SHLEEP! :D"