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Joke of the Day

"A small agency has opened in the UK to sell potential extremists to ISIS. Not surprisingly, business is booming."

"Dark humor never gets old. Just like children in Africa."

"Why couldn't the birthday clown make balloon animals for the children? With the rising cost of inflation he couldn't afford it anymore."

"Why was the snowman smiling? He heard the snow blower coming"

"My girlfriend has herpes Now it's ourpes..."

"What do witches eat at Halloween? Spook-etti Halloweenies Devil's food cake and Boo-berry pie."

"If your wife says ""what would you do without me?"" ""Live happily ever after"" is NOT the correct answer. Brrrr it's cold in this doghouse :("

"[enter password] mypulloutgame [password weak] All 8 of my kids: daddy why are u crying"

"What do you call an epileptic in a garden? A seizure salad"

"What is easier to load your van with bowling balls or screaming baby's? Baby's because you can use a pitchfork"