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Joke of the Day

"My psychiatrist told me I need to love myself more. I was like, ""damn doc I'm already up to 3 times a day"""

"""How about know"" -existentialist teen"

"Confucius say... He who farts at church, sits in his own pew."

"Roses are red, violets are blue Some poems rhyme this is not one of them"

"Who's the nicest player in the NFL? Drew Brees. The guy's a saint."

"The homework is due on Monday. ""Can I get an extension?"" The homework is due on Monday.png"

"Want to solve the energy crisis? Develop a car that runs on self-delusion. Me and my fellow Americans have an unlimited supply."

"Great news! I'm declaring a national strike. Nobody go to work."

"Does anyone want a vacuum cleaner? Mine's just gathering dust."

"Castro: I will not die until America is destroyed. Trump: I'm gonna be the president Castro: well then......."