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Joke of the Day

"Does anyone want a vacuum cleaner? Mine's just gathering dust."

"Pretend it's a beer... Pretend it's a beer... Pretend it's a beer... - Me trying not to drop a baby."

"What are four ways of spreading information that begins with ""tel""? Telephone, telegram, television, and tell a woman."

"Did you hear about the crazy Mexican train thief? He had loco motives."

"Escalator Literature. a step by step guide to reaching new levels"

"I am sure Freud invented autocorrect... because when you mean one thing,it autocorrects it to amother."

"Why did the girl put her bed in the fireplace? Because she wanted to sleep like a log."

"Sometimes I feel so alone, and then I remember I'm a part of the biggest, most reliable 4G network in the country."

"[in Starbucks] ""It's Ian with one i"". ""We only need your first name Mr Wivwanaye""."

"Hey guys, remember when you could still refer to your knees as right and left instead of good and bad? Good times."