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Joke of the Day

"Castro: I will not die until America is destroyed. Trump: I'm gonna be the president Castro: well then......."

"is it crazy how saying sentences backwards . . . . . .create backwards sentences saying how crazy it is?"

"Donald Trump chose Mikey Pence as his vice-president... Did anyone else realize that Mickey and Donald will run America from now on? Walt Disney also could not have imagined this..."

"People say that it's unethical to eat meat But I feel good every time I eat bacon and remember that I've taken a pig that was living a squalid and miserable life and sent it to heaven."

"Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like.. Bananas"

"My upstairs landlord asked if screams were coming from my apt or if she was dreaming. Either way, one of us has a terrifying neighbor."

"Why did the blonde tip-toe near the medicine cabinet? Because she didn't want to wake the sleeping pills."

"I need a ""your penis is so ugly..."" Joke yep, thats what i need"

"Since I've been on my own, I no longer trust a whole gallon of milk... The problem is every time I bring it into my house, it doesn't get drunk. It gets wasted."

"What is the definition of a minor 2nd chord? Two flutists playing in unison."