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Joke of the Day
"Great news! I'm declaring a national strike. Nobody go to work."
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"Why are there no mexican in the olympics? Because any Mexican that can run, jump or swim is in america!"
"The economy is doing really bad... Its so bad that when Bill and Hillary Clinton travel, they have to share a room."
"The cool thing about robbing a library is that you have two weeks before they notice."
"A super villain gently petting a carpet sample instead of a cat."
"Teacher and John Teacher: John. Give me a sentence beginning with ""I"". Paul: I is the... Teacher: No, John . You must say ""I am"" not ""I is."" John: All right. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
"""Lie flat on your backs class and circle your feet in the air as if you were riding your bikes"" said the gym teacher. ""Fred! What are you doing? Move your feet boy."" ""I'm freewheeling sir."""
"What's the difference between erotic and kinky? It's erotic if you use a feather, but it's kinky if you use the whole chicken!"
"Next Presidential election, we need to get some guys with beards in there. It's been too long."
"Who's the friendliest person at the hospital? The ultra sound guy."