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Joke of the Day

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from Gordon ramsey"

"I hate people who buy gym memberships just to walk on a treadmill. WALKING IS FREE."

"Anal sex and cabbage have a lot in common. If you're forced to have it as a kid, you probably won't enjoy it as an adult."

"The lady behind me in line at Target was frustrated I was writing a check, so I got out a feather pen and ink bottle and did it right."

"A toilet was stolen from my local police station. The cops said they had nothing to go on."

"There are three rings in marriage The engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering."

"What do you get when you cross a gorilla and a member of the Westboro Baptist Church? a retarded gorilla"

"It's stupid to just ask ""where"" a sorority girl is when the more accurate question is ""where in Target"" is she."

"I was so thankful.... I couldn't thank my friend enough for getting me into fight club. ""Don't mention it!"", he said."

"Bill Cosby used to be my rolemodel... Until i found out he was a comedian."