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Joke of the Day
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from Gordon ramsey"
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"I can't stand the kids of this generation. It's always meme, meme, meme."
"Why does 7 have an odd sense of humor? Because he abused when he was younger.. it's really quite sad."
"What is the hottest part of a man's face? His sideburns."
"Did you blow bubbles as a kid? He's in town with the circus and wants you to call him."
"Today I am celebrating 100 days without alcohol! Not consecutively, though."
"What did the black guy get on his SATs? Barbecue Sauce"
"Why did Leonardo Take forever to laugh at my Oscars joke? Cause he just got it!"
"What do you call a depressed clementine on a late night walk? A meanderin' orange."
"baby moses: [crying] mum: ""why wont he stop"" dad: ""throw him in the river lol"" mum: ""okay"" this is from a book called the bible"