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Joke of the Day

"I hate people who buy gym memberships just to walk on a treadmill. WALKING IS FREE."

"An Irish girl tells her mother that she's decided to become a prostitute. ""A WHAT?!"" her mother says. ""A prostitute,"" the daughter says. ""Thank god,"" the mother says. ""I thought you said Protestant."""

"How did Jesus like his chicken? Crucifried"

"2 dyslexics robbing a bank. Two dyslexics run into a bank and shout: Air in the hands mother stickers this is a fuck up."

"I have two tear drop tattoos (one for each time I waved at a person who was waving to someone behind me)"

"There are two types of people. Those who have sex daily And those who don't have dyslexia"

"People who have 'taken' in their bio, sit tight, Liam Neeson will around to collect you shortly"

"You know, living away from my parents really makes me realize how much I need a dishwasher that's also a really good chef"

"A Hippo claimed that he didn't like serial killers Than he ate a bowl of cereal. He was such a hippo-crit."

"My bologna has a first name, and a second name, and a fake name, and a sexy nickname, and exactly none of them are your business so go away."