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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a snowman and a snow-woman? Snow balls"

"What type of animals are put on envelopes? Seals."

"Woe, gone. RIP Sir Terry"

"Kid, ""Mom, Dad, I'm in love with a gopher from a funny animal video."" Parent, ""The Bible says Adam and Eve, not Allen! Allen! Allen! Steve!"""

"I can't wait for my grandma to ask me repeatedly why I don't have a boyfriend ""because I'm such a pretty girl"". I'm a psycho, grandma."

"What do you call a computer that can sing really well? A Dell."

"It took me 6 months to finish a puzzle.. ..which I think is amazing considering the box said 2-4 years"

"I don't trust umbrellas. They're shady."

"Where in the world is Comic Sans, Diego?"

"""Happy Anniversary to you both, may you have a long marriage with many more years ahead"" she hexed."