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Joke of the Day

"I don't trust umbrellas. They're shady."

"What do you call a smart blonde? A golden retriever"

"Why can't you keep Jews in jail? They eat lox!"

"Police officer to a driver: ""OK, driver's license, vehicle license, first aid kit and warning triangle."" Driver: ""Nah, I've already got all that. But how much for that funny Captain's cap?"""

"Me, Myself & Irene What would be the movie called if it were about you? You Yourself & Urine."

"The Vatican just deleted all the Pope's tweets. Because NO ONE denies reality like the Catholic Church."

"Dear posters of /r/jokes, can't you be a bit more original with your posts? My friends say they are tired of hearing the same jokes over and over again."

"A bird in the hand is worth two... Years in prison if you get caught doing it in public."

"I guess Tom Hiddleston and Taylor Swift couldn't keep their relationship... Loki."

"How did the pepper end up getting killed? A salt with deadly weapon"