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Joke of the Day

"What starts with ""f"" and ends with ""uck""? FIRE DUCK O SHIT WADDUP"

"That awkward sexual tension when everyone leaves the kitchen and you're left all alone with a chocolate cake."

"Why did the teacher decide to become an electrician? To get a bit of light relief."

"What do you call a boyscout in WWII-era Germany? A knotzi."

"What do you say after you read a book? reddit!"

"Happy Fourth of July Guys! I hope Internet Explorer sends this in time."

"My school janitor is a part-time pianist. He has 88 keys."

"A robot walks into a bar. ""What can I get you?"" the bartender asks. ""I need something to loosen up,"" the robot replies. So the bartender serves him a screwdriver."

"GOD: let's make an armored raccoon that turns into a bowling ball ANGEL: but why wou- GOD: and we'll call it an armadillo for some reason"

"I'm American and I hate it when people say that America is the most ignorant country in the world Personally, I think Europe is the most ignorant country in the world."