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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a boyscout in WWII-era Germany? A knotzi."

"No one realizes when someone says, ""The last thing I wanna do is hurt you,"" that basically implies: there is a list, hurting you is on it."

"What's the difference between a horny girl and a hungry girl? Where she puts the cucumber.."

"When a coworker tells everyone he proposed, I'm the guy that asks, ""So, what did she say?"" I'm funny that way."

"A moderator walks into a bar.., [removed]"

"Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because Pop'eyes couldn't use the same buildings as the former KFCs."

"How many Alzheimer victims does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side"

"I guess you could say the situation in Gaza... Israeli bad. YEAAAAHHHHHHH!!!! i'll show myself out."

"Bill Clinton was surprised to find his old sandwich maker is ahead 12 points in the polls."

"Turns out I can hold my breath with a pillow over my face way longer than an old person. Innocent mistake.."