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Joke of the Day
"Everything becomes 100 times louder when you're trying not to wake someone up."
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"It's find it a tough decision to buy the right mattress... I guess I'll have to sleep on it."
"Top 3 things you want to do to avoid writing a clickbait title Number 2 will shock you!"
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