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Joke of the Day
"Why did the Italian miss his dinner? It'a was'a pasta his bed time"
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"If you attempt to rob a bank you won't have any trouble with rent/food bills for the next 10 years whether you are successful or not."
"Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he saw the gas bill."
"Air bags: my car's attempt of cheering me up after accidents by giving me surprise balloons."
"If your uncle Jack, helped you off a horse, Would you help your uncle jack off a horse?"
"What do a pizza delivery boy and a gynecologist have in common? Always have to smell it, never get to eat it."
"What my girlfriend thought, first 4 dates : 1. Nice shirt 2. Wow, a second nice shirt. 3. Okay, first shirt again. 4. He has two shirts."
"Son: Where are the Himalayas? Father: If you'd put things away you'd know where to find them."
"When you do squats, are your knees supposed to sound like a goat chewing on an aluminum can stuffed with celery?"
"How do u Find a Blind Man In a Nude Convention Its not Hard"