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Joke of the Day
"All You Need Is Love. And an IQ low enough to believe that."
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"So two men walk into a bar... Which is weird. You'd think the second one would have noticed it!"
"A priest, an Imam, and a Rabbi walk into a bar... The bartender looks up and says: ""What is this, some kinda joke?"""
"I got a purebred Beagle puppy for my wife I thought it was an awesome trade."
"So a woman walks out of a doctor's office and she stops at the door, looks back at the doctor and says : - What was it again ? Sagittarius, Capricorn ? - No ma'am, CANCER !"
"I was going to tell an addition joke... ...but I forgot sum of it"
"I was eating a danish... http://youtu.be/b5FQKsEgLnQ"
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"Saw a group of ants carrying a Funyun and it made me wish my friends and I had a giant Funyun."
"Why can't two elephants go swimming? -They only have one pair of trunks."