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Joke of the Day

"Anne Hathaway always looks like she's unwrapping a gift but she already knows what it is"

"Why do gingers always complain about uncomfortable shoes? Because they have no inner-soles"

"I don't understand Christians They say that gambling is wrong, but they bet their entire life on there being a heaven."

"Who is the commander of cheese? Sargento"

"How do you get a hipster to take a shower? Give them a leaky showerhead. You know, so they can avoid the main stream."

"Did you hear about NASA finding bones on the moon? Yeah,the cow didn't make it."

"What's the difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo bean? I have never paid $100 to have a garbanzo bean on my face."

"Why aren't there any Walmarts in Afganistan? Because there's a target on every corner."

"What childhood game are orphans not aloud to play? House."

"Ask me if I'm a snail! No. This joke works much better if you say it to the other person like they're an idiot for asking."