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Joke of the Day
"Anne Hathaway always looks like she's unwrapping a gift but she already knows what it is"
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"Nothing terrifies me more than hearing, ""Mommy close your eyes I have a present."""
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"I'll never forget where I was when I found out I have Alzheimer's"
"Only in math is it okay to buy 30 grapefruit at one time"
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"How do you know when your girlfriend is getting too fat? She fits in to your wife's clothes."
"You've got to be twins. You're too stupid to be one person."
"All i'm saying is, before Back to the Future 3, he was fine."