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Joke of the Day
"What is a physicist's favorite cookie? Sig-fig Newtons"
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"At the Airport Customs: Where is your passport Me: *hands credit card* Customs: You can't bribe me Me: It's my visa"
"Whats Brown and Sticky? Mohammed Ali opening a can of coke."
"i just bought a rape whistle... and the look on my victims faces is priceless."
"I want to hire someone to wake me up each morning by bursting into my room and yelling, ""Get dressed and grab your gun -- they found him."""
"Why couldn't Mike Tyson go to the laundromat? Because it was clothed."
"Never let your children play in an orchestra. Too much sax and violins. * Credit to maxwell bot."
"What's black and doesn't work? [Very NSFW] Bryce Williams' sense of perspective."
"Today your brother-in-law will announce his plan to defeat ISIS. Happy Thanksgiving."
"We woke up to a noise. I grabbed a bat. He grabs a can of body spray. ""Really? Gunna make this burglar irresistible to women huh?"""