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Joke of the Day
"What did the fancy cat say when he wanted to leave? Le meow"
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"So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forget the rest of the joke, but your mother's a whore."
"Why do African casinos always go out of business? Because there's too many cheetahs."
"I started an emo salsa band We're called Hispanic at the Disco"
"LOL at people with only 99 problems What's that like?"
"Last night I was with a girl... ...she told me she wanted me to give her 9 inches and make it hurt. So I fucked her 3 times and punched her in the jaw."
"The inventor of predictive text has died... His funfair will be hello on Sundial."
"Just ate at a Japanese restaurant and the entire staff was Hispanic. I don't know what is real anymore!"
"ME: Hey buddy, your dog left a little 'present' on my lawn GUY: Huh? ME: *points to tiny, nicely wrapped gift* Thank him for me, willya?"
"How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? It only takes two mice to screw in a light bulb. The hard part is getting them in there."