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Joke of the Day
"What DOESN'T Bruce want for Christmas from his ex? A Krismas goose."
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"I hate it when adults try to relate to youth using slang. Guess that's what makes me a woke bae."
"One advantage The Monkees had over The Beatles was the opposable thumb"
"Why is a fencing sword more likely to commit sexual assault because its a bit rapier."
"What's the most disgusting, distasteful international treaty organization? EU!"
"What do you feel when there's no coffee left? Depresso"
"They used to laugh when I said I wanted to be a comedian. Well they're not laughing now!"
"The scariest thing about being a doctor is if you ever, even once, accidentally call it a ""cooter"" you're fired for life."
"The other day my European friend ask me about our views on lesbians in this country. Apparently, ""usually in HD"" was not the answer she was looking for P.S sorry english not my native language"
"I'm worried about my relationship with my anorexic girlfriend... ...I'm seeing less and less of her each day."