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Joke of the Day
"A prisoner was told how he'll be executed Needless to say, he was shocked."
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"Why did the chicken cross the road?... It chickened out. (Sorry if repost) (Also, first post so be nice :) )"
"Ahhh.......I love the sounds of autumn; that old familiar crunch of Halloween candy wrappers on the floor."
"A guy asks his grandmother... ""Granny, have you seen my pills, they're marked LSD"". Granny replies, ""Fuck the pills, have you seen the dragon in the kitchen?!"""
"One cool thing about marriage is that when you hate each other, the marriage keeps you together until you like each other again."
"Q: When is a bad time to cross a black cat? A: When you are a mouse!"
"How many pretty girls are there at a monastery? Nun."
"What do you get... What do you get when you try to inject Human DNA into a goat? Banned from the petting zoo, apparently."
"What's the worst part about necrophilia? When you get stiff before she does."
"Why won't you ever see an American slav squatting? Because his spurs will get stuck up his asshole!"