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Joke of the Day
"I like my eggs ovariesy"
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"What's brown and sticky? A stick"
"What has 2 legs but can not walk? A cripple."
"George Carlin:""Why do laxatives always say 'Works gently, overnight'?"" ""What if I want something that works violently right now?"""
"""Ughhh! It's raining! My hair and shoes are sooo gonna be ruined!"" -rich people. ""WOOHOOO free shower and car wash!"" -poor people."
"What do you get if you cross a student and an alien ? Something from another universe -ity !"
"I overheard a work colleague saying they are going to a fancy dress party as a small island of the coast of Italy I said don't be Sicily"
"Did you know that 95% of Jews aren't Jews? They're dead"
"Why did the condom hit the wall? It was pissed off."