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Joke of the Day

"If my wife ends an argument with ""Fine, do what you want!"" I'm pretty sure the words ""If you do, I'll stab you in your sleep"" are implied."

"I'm so bad at math that the equation 2n + 2n is foreign to me..."

"sexist joke Why is a woman like a condom? Because they both spend more time in your wallet then on your dick."

"Today's Relationships: You can touch each other, . . but . . . . not each others phones..!"

"Names that when read out loud sound dirty Hue Janis Hue Jazz Dixie Normous Jack Mehoff Mike Hawk Phil Mahooters Philip Mabung"

"Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar and doesn't. That's it. That's the joke."

"/r/jokes It's funny because hardly anything here can be considered a joke."

"A drunk man walks into a bar... ... and a table... and a chair..."

"Why did the police officer smell? Because he was on duty."

"Him: I just had sex with that woman! Me: She's 60. Him: I know. Me: I Hope you used protection or you might have caught osteoporosis."