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Joke of the Day

"I'm so bad at math that the equation 2n + 2n is foreign to me..."

"Unicorns have the best poker faces."

"Did you hear about the cannibal who visited the ICU ward? His doctor told him to eat more vegetables."

"I know a place where you can meet tons of women. Weight watchers."

"So if pro's are the opposite of con's... Then what is the opposite of progress?"

"Since Ghandi walked barefoot, and ate a diet giving him bad breath, he was... A super Calloused Fragile Mystic Hexed by Halitosis!"

"What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? After a year, the dog is still excited to see you."

"GREEN LIPSTICK Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick? A: Because red means stop."

"How the does man give his dead batteries away? Free of charge, of course."

"So a cinematographer, writer, and production designer walk into a bar.... and the director takes all the credit."