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Joke of the Day

"I'm so bad at math that the equation 2n + 2n is foreign to me..."

"A girl melon... ...is in love with a boy melon. When her father finds out they want to get married he tells her ""I'm sorry honey, but you cantaloupe"""

"What's Goku's favorite subject? Super Science."

"What's the hardest thing about roller-blading? Telling your parents you're gay."

"I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing. I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there."

"Two shoes met and.. They had a converse-ation."

"What did little Paul Bunyan say when his mom asked him how he damaged his favorite toy? It was an ax-I-dent."

"/r/jokes pretends that it has more than 1000x as many subscribers as it actually has... as a joke! http://imgur.com/wYy6m"

"ME (tousling his hair): You got a girlfriend? 8 YEAR-OLD: Yeah ME (grabbing him by the collar): How. How did you do it"

"What do you call ratting out the President's daughter for smoking weed? High treason."