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Joke of the Day

"Names that when read out loud sound dirty Hue Janis Hue Jazz Dixie Normous Jack Mehoff Mike Hawk Phil Mahooters Philip Mabung"

"My friends think I'm racist for wanting Hitler to have finished what he started... Is it really that bad that I like his art?"

"I'd Like to Make A Pun About Weed, But... I don't want to be blunt about it"

"sometimes I wonder if Einstein's friends were ever able to say ""nice work, Einstein"" without sounding sarcastic"

"When a girl says, ""I think we should talk,"" it's never about the Bat Mobile."

"Me: I can't believe that they're still together after all the shit they have been through! Friend: Who? Me: My ass cheeks. I've got a bad case of diarrhea!"

"I'm a polymorphic alien... ...and I have taken shape of this text, and at this very moment I am having sex with your eyeballs and by the smile on your face I can tell that you are enjoying it :)"

"Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic insomniac? He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog."

"A guy with a huge cock enters a bar... He has to call the fire department to get it off."

"Why can't you trust a Lithium Ion battery? Because they're always Li-ion!"