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"A drunk man walks into a bar... ... and a table... and a chair..."
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"[first day as a mechanic] ME: i would say this car is haunted"
"What does George Bush Jr and Michael Jackson have in common? Bush did 9/11 and Jackson did 9 11 year-olds."
"Aw, this paint is already dry. Guess I'll watch baseball."
"I usually make it to the ATM just behind the guy who's using it to refinance his home loan."
"What kind of monkey can fly? A hot air baboon!"
"White lies Don't matter. But black lies matter."
"What is Cab Calloway's favorite type of humor? 'scat'alogical"
"Are you today's date? Because you're 10/10."
"What did the smoked salmon say after it realised it was no longer ill? ""I'm cured!"""