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Joke of the Day
"If your surname is Dumpty, don't name your kid Humpty. I mean, seriously."
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"My new toothpaste reminds me of the united states next president I can feel the burn"
"Why did the baker have brown hands? He kneaded a poo."
"What did the fisherman say to the sewage management person? Would you pull that crap with a net?"
"How do you get elected president of my pants? By the vote of the Erectional College..."
"What does a selfish cow say? ""Meeeeeeeeeeeeee"""
"4, 6, 8 and 9 have all been killed. 2, 3, 5, 7 and 11 are the prime suspects."
"Seems like Harrison Ford is really down to earth Too early?"
"When you criticize a person, walk a mile in his shoes... then you'll be a mile away and in his shoes."
"So Thor walks into a bar.. Thor falls to the ground and Loki laughs ""that must have happened at least Thor hundred times this month"""