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Joke of the Day
"Q: Did I ever tell you the story about the broken pencil? A: It had no point."
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"Killer Whales like classical music so much... That they form Orcastras."
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"What did the pirate with a wheel in his pants say. Arr, I don't know what it is but it's drivin' me nuts!"
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