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Joke of the Day

"Why do black people spend so much on their shoes? You would to if you had such a long walk home."

"Why didn't the black kid play Pokemon? He was afraid they were trying to catch Jamal."

"Why don't seagulls fly in the bay? Because they don't want to be bagels."

"What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza can have meat and cheese."

"Life is Like a Buffet- Sure, there are some good ones, but most are sad and crappy, and eventually, they kick you out."

"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur with vertigo? Falloffalottapuss"

"I gave my wife a tip how she could wash the dishes better. On a side note, Dawn detergent is really starting to make my hands more soft."

"How does gravity greet itself? It just waves"

"Your momma is so fat... Your momma is so fat, her picture wouldn't upload to the Internet."

"My girlfriend and I used to like to pretend she was Khaleesi and I was Drogo Until she called me ""Crack of her Moon"""