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Joke of the Day
"How do you get an 80 year old woman to say f***? Have another 80 year old woman yell ""bingo!"""
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"Guys, they lied to us. Peach was never in any real danger and Mario and Bowser are buddies. I saw all of them hanging out and go-karting."
"The problem of guns in schools would be eliminated if society finally had the courage to outlaw schools."
"Whats the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One has a moustache and smells of fish and the other is a walrus."
"""Pull my hair, slap me, call me dirty names"" - WTF? I've been doing this since kindergarten and always got yelled at."
"Reportedly Wayne Rooney said to Roy Hodgson ""I don't know if I'm better on the left, middle or right"" Hodgson responded ""Shut up and pick a seat on the plane Wayne"""
"I avoid being photographed at events held at my apartment complex. I don't need someone pointing to a picture and saying,""That's him."""
"I've upped my game so now instead of buying women at the bar drinks I buy them a pony"
"I escaped the terrorists of Iraq, wanna know how I did it? I ran."
"Why do they call it Almond Milk? Because if they called it Nut Juice nobody would buy it."