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Joke of the Day

"Why don't Jews eat pussy? It's too close to the gas chamber."

"All my friends clubbed together and got me a sweater I would've preferred a moaner or a screamer, but you can't have it all"

"Why does Peter Pan always fly? I'm sure no one will get this! It can't be a re-post. I checked."

"Why be on time when I can make shitty excuses?"

"Before working to reunite the US he was known as Abram Lincoln."

"I always rode clean. Always. Never won any bike races. Never competed. Don't even really know how to ride a bike. #vindicated"

"A blonde walked into a store.. She got a nose bleed."

"If an idle mind is devil's workshop, what is its kitchen and toilet?"

"Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window? Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public."

"What's E.T. short for? Because he's only got little legs."