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Joke of the Day

"Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't fuckin know, maybe if you didn't run him over we could ask him."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Alva ! Alva who ? Alva heart !"

"48% of soda fountains tested positive for possible fecal contamination, meaning it's likely you've unknowingly been drinking cream soda."

"Why are people upset about the Starbucks cup and not the fact that they are paying $7 for coffee?"

"Windows 8 is like my ex... Looks good, is nice for touch and play, but terrible for the real work."

"3 Elephants jump out of a plane, the first two hit land and the last one hits water. What sound did they make? Bum-bum tssh!"

"what do you call Coq Au Vin made with Two Buck Chuck? Chick n' Chuck!"

"Five percent pleasure, fifty percent pain... You were waiting for the punchline but it never came."

"i like to unfriend people on their birthdays, let's them know it's not all about them."

"Breaking: New torture report reveals CIA use of Facebook Year In Review videos."