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Joke of the Day

"The other night, my wife asked me how many women I'd slept with. I told her, ""Only you. All the others kept me awake all night!"""

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"Are you russian? No, I'm not in a hurry."
"What's the difference between a porcupine and a police car? The difference is in a police car all the pricks are on the inside"
"What's the difference between a mexican and a perubian? The passport"
"i just saw a black girl rt one of those teenage girl accounts saying ""i honestly wish I was a teen in the 50's"".......... no u don't"
"Who cares that Bush did 9/11? Its not that bad or particularly good. Its 82% that's a low ""B""."
"Is a Rhino Liner something you wear in your underpants when you have the Rhinovirus?"
"Mom: a little birdie told me you got drunk last night Me: you're the one friggen talking to birds"
"A Newfie, a Quebecois, and a Native walk into a bar in Calgary. The bartender says ""Get the fuck out!"""
"""Your bathroom has better lighting for selfies"" wasn't a good enough excuse for my surprised neighbor getting out of the shower. So uptight."
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