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Joke of the Day

"How do you know that Hogwarts is feminist friendly? The entrance is a dumbledore."

"Thought of this while making breakfast. What did the microbiologist bring to the art fair? A cup of yogurt."

"NEW DRINKING GAME: 1) Put on the new Twilight movie 2) When you press play, take 59 shots of vodka so you can die before it starts."

"Did you hear about the math teacher who forgot his lunch money? He buynomeal"

"Whenever someone tells me they have an IQ of 140, I wonder if that's Fahrenheit or centigrade."

"How do Mexicans cut their pizzas? With Little Caesars"

"What did the beaver say when his house burned down? Damn"

"What did Ryu say when I asked if I could have some of his food? ***SHORYUKEN***"

"What came first the egg or the Chicken? the egg, of course. Isn't that what I just said?"

"I was on a first date. ""How many women have you slept with?"" she asked. I said, ""Do you want me to round it to the nearest ten?"" ""Oh, I say. Go on then."" she laughed. I said, ""0."""