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Joke of the Day

"How do you know that Hogwarts is feminist friendly? The entrance is a dumbledore."

"GOD: [reviewing solar system] hmm... i'll give it 5 stars EARTH: [imediately starts screamig due to masive gravitational pull of 4 new stars]"

"What's the worst way to tell a guy his small penis is okay? Oh honey, I'm not worried about a little thing like that!"

"I bought shoes from a drug dealer I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day"

"What's your best Pirate Joke? What's a pirate's favorite letter? the C!"

"Ladies: We barely pay attention when you are speaking directly AT us. What makes you think we will pick up on a subtweet?"

"My wife deserved it... She didn't let me wank, I had to beat something!"

"When's ladies' night at the Mexican restaurant? Taco Tuesday"

"A priest, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar... ..and the barman says, ""What is this, some kinda joke?"""

"""Yo man, what's shakin'?"" Nepal"