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Joke of the Day
"Why do girls like vampires so much ? They still eat no matter what time of the month."
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"I injured my back in Egypt... and had to see a Cairo-practor"
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"Job interview Hiring manager: so, according to your resume you have listed ""can pee with a boner"" as a skill Me: yea bruh I guess u can say its kinda hard Manager: wow lol you're hired"
"Say what you want about deaf people..."
"why is there cotton in pill bottles? to remind black people that they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers!"
"I have no idea who is gonna die first in this movie, because everyone is white."