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Joke of the Day
"""WE WANT EQUAL RIGHTS! WE WANT EQUAL RIGHTS! ... HEY! YOU CAN'T HIT ME. I'M A GIRL!"""
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"Who invented rhetorical questions? How should I know?"
"Caught my dog chewing on my law books this morning. Now he is Pro Bono."
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"What kind of meat do priests eat on Friday? Nun"
"Today I made a boat with a lot of ballast on the hull. It made turning a bit of a *drag*."
"I'm under the weather today, also so is everyone else, that's how weather works."
"Two muffins are in an oven The first one turns to the other and says: ""It sure is getting hot in here"". To which the second muffin replies: ""Holy Crap! A talking muffin!"""