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Joke of the Day

"What do you do after having licked the world's smoothest vagina? Put it back in the stroller"

"What did the lesbian vampire say to the other? See ya next month."

"Why was the Easter Bunny so upset? He was having a bad hare day!"

"My car, spinning uncontrollably thru a crowd of ppl, & my Korean friend screams""HIT THE BLAKES"" & I'm like""I CANT BE THAT SELECTIVE"""

"I failed my biology exam yesterday The question was: Name something commonly found in cells. Apparently, Niggers wasn't the right answer."

"I think this Deadpool movie is going to really bring down the house. Having only three walls isn't good for their structural integrity."

"i'm really nervous about getting my girlfriend's pregnancy results back... and i'm not even the one who'll have to raise the baby alone!"

"I used to be a stoner in my home country... ...but then I started to respect women"

"The best way to respond when a girl asks you if she's fat is to fake a seizure."

"If by ""junk in the trunk"" you mean the untouched gym bag I store there, then yes, I most certainly have junk in my trunk."