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Joke of the Day
"What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? Aye matey."
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"What does the Mexican kid say as his homework flys out of the window? Ayyee essay, where are you going?"
"One man's trash is another man's treasure. Haha you are adopted. Credit to this post? https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/3715bp/one_mans_trash_is_another_mans_treasure_would_be/"
"Have you heard about the new car from Israel? Not only does it stop on the dime, but it picks it up too!"
"Sexy is being tickled with a feather... Kinky is being tickled with a chicken"
"A grenade isin't the only thing i'd catch for you bby. :^)"
"Yo mama so greasy she sweats Crisco!"
"Me: Quit talking down to me like I don't know shit about technology! 12yo: Sorry... Me: That's ok. Now fix the router."
"one plus one equals a window"
"""I've never told a joke"" ""Are you serious?"" ""Always."""