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Joke of the Day

"How did Frankenstein's monster eat his lunch? He bolted it down."

"I never wanted to believe that my father was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there."

"I had sex with a girl in an apple orchard, I came in cider."

"UDP Jokes The good thing about UDP jokes, is that I don't care if you get them."

"I don't understand it, my new book How to Overcome Your Addiction to Shoplifting' is sold out everywhere, yet I've not made a penny."

"What is a redditors worst nightmare? [removed]"

"What is Donald Trump most afraid of? That people will figure out he is a low energy, stupid, horse-fucking, cum-eating, rim-job giving fuckhead!!!"

"An atheist, a crossfitter, and a vegan are all sitting at a bar... I only know this because this joke is reposted here every god damn week."

"What's the difference between sand and period blood? I can't gargle with sand."

"Handicapped jokes are so cruel I can't stand them!!"