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Joke of the Day
"i guess. 7..8...9? (horrible windows joke i'm sorry)"
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"Teacher: You copies from Fred's exam paper didn't you? Pupil: How did you know? Teacher: Fred's paper says ""I don't know"" and you have put ""Me neither""!"
"Pants Coworker: ""Do you wear the same pair of pants every day?"" Me: ""No, I just have Fifty Shades of Grey."""
"This morning i had an eye opening expereince. Damn alarm clock"
"My roommates get angry when I steal their kitchen utensils But frankly, thats a whisk I'm willing to take."
"My joke originality is like my girlfriend I don't have any"
"Boston walloped with snow again. If you think traffic is bad here... think about how bad it must be in Seattle with all those bandwagons falling over."
"Yo momma's so fat... ...she sat on a quarter and squeezed a booger out of George Washington's nose!"
"My neighbor with the Confederate flag is harmless after all. He just drove off in the cutest little ghost costume."
"Aren't we all supposed to die next month or is that cancelled?"