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Joke of the Day

"*Dad enters room dressed as Han Solo* ""May divorce be with you"" ""What?"" ""Your mother and I are getting a divorce. I figured I'd make it fun"""

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"Scared the mailman today by going to the door completely naked. Not sure what scared him more, my naked body or that I knew where he lived."
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