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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an unusual rabbit? A rare hare."
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"Hey girl with 20,000 tweets and 14 followers, I'm guessing you should probably shut the fuck up."
"Heart melting love story: Boy: My wife & 2 kids. Heart melting love story: Boy: I can't marry u. My family is totally against it. Girl: Who r they 2 stop u? Boy: My wife & 2 kids."
"An Irishman Walks out of a bar."
"Jamie asked Tyrion [GOT SPOILERS] Why did you kill our dad?   Tyrion: \_()_/ , everything happens for a treason."
"What do you call something that is half horse and half pig? A mounted police officer"
"Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road..? **Because he got stuck in the crack.**"
"Me: When does karaoke start? Him: Never. Me: But I put my ""I ? Karaoke"" t-shirt on. Him: We noticed. Me: This is the worst funeral ever."
"Is William Shatner the past version of William Shitner?"
"What is the difference between a seal and a sea lion? an electron"