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Joke of the Day
"where did Marry go after the explosion? everywhere"
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"Never buy the first round cause that's when people care what they're drinking!"
"Congratulations to the new Miss America! Now please answer your phone, I need tech support."
"Why do the French get high so fast? Because they'll reach 420 before anyone else. Explanation: 80 is quatre-vingt in french and quatre=4 and vingt= 20."
"Met a prostitute that will do anything for 100 $ Guess who's writing my take home exam ^^"
"TT: At sunday dinner I like to perform an impromptu puppet show with the roast chicken. This week it's my interpretation of Die Hard 2."
"Why doesn't Nickelback play football? Because even if they had 4 players they still couldn't throw a ball."
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"Anyone who says the bee movie is racist is wrong... I think they mention black and yellow about a trillion fucking times."
"My girlfriend and I have rough sex. It's not violent, it's just poorly defined."