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Joke of the Day
"where did Marry go after the explosion? everywhere"
Next Joke
"What did one earthquake say to the other? It's not my fault."
"Who doesn't like to sit in front of the fire? A Snowman."
"I was dating this girl until I found out she stuffed her bra with tissue paper. Then I was hooked because serious allergy issues."
"I remember when the History Channel actually played MUSIC!"
"""Voop voop voop voop voop voop voop voop voop."" -corduroys"
"What does the hipster serial killer do? Has sex with the bodies before they're cool."
"I love how the Ninja Turtles wear masks to hide their identity. It's not like you're a giant turtle or anything."
"I don't believe women have souls. Neither do men. I don't believe in souls."
"I can no longer slur my words when I say ""Transgender""... or else I might say ""Transjenner"""