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Joke of the Day
"What does the hipster serial killer do? Has sex with the bodies before they're cool."
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"Q: What's the difference between Hillary Clinton and a pit bull? A: The pit bull doesn't carry a briefcase."
"Joker: You're endangering a minor Batman: He's my partner Joker: Why's he in his underwear? Batman: So we match. Look, this isn't about me."
"What is a sorority girl's favorite type of cheese? Feta"
"As horses say to one another. Any friend of yours is a palomino!"
"What do you call a person who is outstanding in their field? A farmer"
"What do you call a group of Jewish friends? Hebros."
"Cholesteroly? RT @kfc_colonel How would you describe KFC gravy in one word?"
"2050's kids won't get this... Snow"
"What's better than roses on your piano Tulips on your organ"