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Joke of the Day
"I can no longer slur my words when I say ""Transgender""... or else I might say ""Transjenner"""
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"I sleep with my glasses on so I can dream up smart shit."
"water Water Teacher: What is the formula for water? Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O Teacher: That's not what I taught you. Student: But you said the formula for water was...H to O. l"
"What happens when you put Root Beer in a Square Glass? It just becomes beer"
"I'm such a heavy sleeper that i still wouldn't wake up even if you... shot me in the face"
"What did one tonsil say to the other? Get dressed a doctor is taking us out to night."
"Boss:I need you to do something for me... Me:what? Boss:go on the jobcentre website and look for another job"
"Dear time, more weekend please."
"Challenge Only a Genius can say these four words, Four times Really fast without getting Tongue twisted. Eye , Yum , Stew , Peed"
"Welcome to Asia's newest billionare. His name is Cha Ching."