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Joke of the Day

"What did the baby elephant get when the daddy elephant sneezed ? Out of the way !"

"To the guy in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket: You can hide, but you can't run."

"What's the difference between a Thai man and a Thai woman? Pls help."

"TIL why my adopted daughter keeps screaming ""Reddit Gold"" Apparently there's this really popular movie with a hit song that kids just love."

"He was a man of peace...until they burned down his village. Now, the quest for vengeance has turned him into...A Man Of Burning Things Down"

"A blind man walks into a bar... And a chair, and a table."

"Roses are red.. Violets are blue... If Rebecca Black wins a Grammy, Kanye, you know what to do!"

"My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face."

"Squirrels before girls."

"I can count the number of times I actually used a flyer on one hand... And still have five fingers remaining."