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Joke of the Day
"I'm so tired of hearing people complain about being hung over. Just stop your wining."
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"What's grey carries a bunch of flowers and cheers you up when your ill ? A get wellephant !"
"I saved time doing yard work by renaming the weeds ""plants"""
"Sometimes, when I am pumping gas, I'll wink at the person at the next pump and say, ""This smells terrific."""
"My tombstone will read I should have googled it first."
"How does a penguin build its house ? Igloos it together"
"Have you ever heard of the lady who was accused of being the infamous Quilted Killer? She's innocent until proven quilty."
"What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? ""Robin, get into the Batmobile..."""
"I've got two kids, jane and emma, they get bullied at school. I can't make it stop but i can help them rise above it. The other day i said to them, ""Look, boys..."""
"No, they're not called hedge funds because hedgehogs control the global economy. What a silly idea. :) *later to thugs* They know too much."